I Lied, Too

Download my 2010 Christmas mix, “Take Off Yer Bra and Blast Yer Gifts!”

You won’t regret it, I promise. And I never break a promise, especially at Christmas.

Things I Want For Myself Even Though I Am Supposedly Christmas Shopping For Others #3

-OR-

Things I Bought For Myself At A Craft Fair Yesterday As Part Of A “Buy 2 Get 1 Free” Deal, In Which Only The Third Item Is A Gift For Another Person #1

[manticore stencil art]

Things I Want For Myself Even Though I Am Supposedly Christmas Shopping For Others #2

-OR-

Things I Bought As A Gift For Someone Else And Will Probably Keep For Myself When It Comes In The Mail #1

[etsy]

Things I Want For Myself Even Though I Am Supposedly Christmas Shopping For Others #1

[etsy]

Christmas carols are perhaps my favorite thing about September October November December.  I wish the ‘Frapp had gone down this sonic path rather than the one they went down for Head First. 

[goldfrapp]

(Source: goldfrapp)

The Double Stuf variety are particularly hard to resist.  Plus, I wouldn’t think a sloth’s metabolism would be all that high.

pleatedjeans:

Sloth diet no go so well.

(via pleatedjeans)

This photograph makes me wish for a Róisín Christmas ditty.  A really fucked up, grimy London dubstep Christmas ditty.   But with lovely lyrics about snow and mittens.

(via mickeymurphysdaughter)

It’s never tiring, being an owl.  Never.

jhulyjohns:

igotkozmicblues: I’ll be Owl

(via pleatedjeans)

Do want.  Do really want.

Song du Jour: PJ Harvey - Written on the Forehead

Song of the week, more like.  I’ve listened to it nearly 200 times already, and I don’t think I’m stopping anytime soon.  New PJ anything automatically infuses even a shitty day/week/month/year/life with a burst of beauty.

People throw belongings

A lifetime’s earnings

Amongst the scattered rubbish

And suitcases on the sidewalk

Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn…

Combining all of my favorite things.

Living dinosaur!

More accurate: Ripped off.

(via www.epherielldesigns.com)

Song du Jour: Nicki Minaj - Muny

I’m in the UK, but just for one day

Who’s to say I won’t come back again?

Materialistic, I’m narcissistic 

My shoe game is mean, it’s so sadistic

I took a learjet to cop some lipstick

Yeah, I’mma risk it, I’m optimistic